Tell me why...
... people always feel entitled to tell me about their culinary mistakes or their (usually nasty) culinary experiments, asking for my approval???
Tell me, eh, tell me: WHY???
Because most of the time I have to force a smile, and I obviously look stupid... And mean... I'm not able to lie...
I mean, if I random meet, let's say, a cat expert, I don't begin to tell him/her that my cat is crazy, fat and too demanding and how I can solve all this!!!